Saturday, March 15, 2014

Tagalog Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog

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1. Ang gabi ay itim. Sa labas ay madilim. Tumingin ka man, cguradong madilim. Buksan mo man ang yong mga mata, kulay itim. Nangangahulugan, ang madilim ay itim. Huh?

2. When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive. Never try to give up on life. Why? Come on! Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm mareach lang ang egg pra mbuhay ka noh!

3. Der are times u're afraid. Times you're confused. Times you feel lonely. times you start to cry. times you start to laugh. ABA! Padoktor ka na baka nababaliw ka na.!

4. Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kelangn mamili kung ung taong mhal mo o mhal ka! Hello?! Di na uso un ngaun. Ang tanong., Yummy ba siya?

5. An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. "What are you doing?" he shouted, to which his wife said to her lover. "I told you he was stupid."

6. A husband coming from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. WIFE: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like dis? HUSBAND: No, He told me to carry my cross.

7. AMA: Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha! ANAK: Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball court ngayon. AMA: Yan, astig! ANAK: Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?

8. Kisses blown are kisses wanted. Kisses aren't kiaawa unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby, "I'm vaccinated."

9. Miss mo na ba yung mga lines na yes walang pasok! Yung crush mo dadaan, wala daw si maam? Penge one hul. Pkopya naman. Kakamiss db? Pro ms nkkmiss yung "nay baon! bilis late nko!"

10. Minsan naglalakad aq, ngiisa. Lumingon ako sa kanan, wala akong nakita. Lumingon ako sa kaliwa, wala rin akong nkita. Kaya ayun. tumawid n ako!



11. Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."

12. ATORNI: Ilang oras ka nirape iha? MINDA: Mga 5hours po. ATORNI: ha? 5hours ka nirape? MINDA: Opo, kasama npo yung foreplay, then nagyosi pa kami pra my bonding.

13. We are born beautiful.. Some were just born..

14. 3 vampires having dinner. MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls. MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga. MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.

15. PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen. MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen. [Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.] PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!

16.  Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when an American swerves along the car path. Morato: F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck! Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!

17. Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa akin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniwan na kita, ang sabi ko, "Stay!" Sabi mo lang.. "Arf! arf!"

18. ANAK: Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal! TATAY: Anak, ngkkamali ka. ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na naman?

19. ANAK: Tay, san grief ko? TATAY: Kaw bata ka, di ka pa rin natututo. brief hindi grief! ANAK: Ah! Eh san po tay? TATAY: andun sa kwarto, nakahammer!

20. SAKRISTAN: Father, nakita ko yung pilay, nagdadasal sa altar tapos tinapon saklay nia at naglakad. PARI: Diyos ko! Isa itong himala! Asan siya? SAKRISTAN: Andun po, nadapa, basag ang mukha!

21. DOC1: I'm feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient. DOC2: Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako!

22. Sa garden of Eden. ADAM: Lord, hindi ko na kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba. LORD: Maging matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso? ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!

23. BOY: Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo. GIRL: Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..

24. 2 Mayabang. PARE1: Galing ng aso ko. Tuwing umaga, dala niya dyaryo sakin. PARE2: Alam ko. PARE1: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? PARE2: Kwinento kaya sakin ng aso ko!

25. KUBA: Tnukso nila akong kuba! Makapagaral nga ng karate. 5months later. FRIEND: Gling mong magkarate ah. Tinatwag kp rin ba nilang kuba? KUBA: Hindi na, ninja turtle na!

26. PASAHERO: Bosing, di pa ba tayo aalis? DRIVER: mmya na ho, wala pa pong laman. PASAHERO: Anong tingin mo sa akin? Sabaw?

27. TATAY: Junior! Lahat ng ssbihin ko isigaw mo!. BARIL!! Sigaw!! JR: BARIL!! TATAY: BALA!! JR: BALA!! TATAY: ARMALITE!! JR: ARMALITE!! TATAY: LALAKI!! JR: Asaan??

28. Bus hinold-up. HOLDUPPER: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito. PROSTI: ako na lang po maawa kau sa kanila! MADRE: weh! epal. lahat nga daw eh. pakielamera to!

29. Ma'am: Class, mgpppicture tayo kasi paglaki nyo masasabi niyo. "Oh si Juan eng'r na! Si pedro doktor na! Si Linda nurse na!" DODONG: At si ma'am patay na!

30. MRS: Bkit ba basa ka ng basa jan sa marriage contract ntin? MR: [di pnancin si mrs.] MRS: Oi! ano ba kasi hinahanap mo jan? MR: naman! tinitignan ko lang kung my expiry date!

31. BITOY: dagul, bakit ang pandak mo? DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko. BITOY: Ano kaugnayan nun sa pgiging pandak mo? DAGUL: sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki skin!

32. May isang kano na nglalakad. Nakita ni Juan na bukas ang bag ng kano! JUAN: pedro! sbihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nia! PEDRO: hey joe! your bag is tomorrow!

33. 3 tanga ngsisiksikan sa mliit na kama. TANGA1: pare hindi tyo kasya. Bawas tayo ng 1. Sa lapag nlng m2log. [bumaba ang 1.] TANGA2: ayan pare maluwag na, akyat ka na dito!

34. Doc talking to moms. Mhilig ka s sweets so u named her CANDY. Mahilig ka sa pera so u named him PENNY. 3rd mom tumayo, "Let's go D*CK bago tayo mainsulto dito!"

35. Magasawa, nag-aaway. BABAE: punyet* ka! LALAKE: punyet* ka rin! BABAE: t*rantado! LALAKI: t*rantado ka rin! BABAE: sup*t! LALAKI: sorry na!

36. TXTM81: Friend, my taning na ang buhay ko! Last nyt ko na to kya txt tau buong gabu. TXTM82: Heh! Tumigil ka nga, maaga pa gising ko bukas buti ikaw hindi na!

37. LOLO: paki abot naman yang posporo. LOLA: anjan naman yung shellane eh! LOLO: so, ipanlilinis ko yung shellane sa tenga ko?

38. PASYENTE: doc, gbi2 panaginip ko basketbol, di ako maka2log ng maayos. DOC: masama yan! 2 gmot inumin mo cmula mmyang gbi. PASYENTE: pwede po bukas na? DOC: bakit? PASYENTE: championship na mamaya!!

39. all desirable things in life are either. illegal, banned, fattening, or taken na! Leche tlga! Prang wala ng choice kundi mgksala ah!

40. a beautiful story, -a girl asked a boy if he thot she was pretty, he sed no.. ayun, badtrip un girl. ngtanong pa kc!

41. ang MAYABANG mhal kna ayw pang aminin. ang TORPE mhal kna ayw pang sbihin, ang PAKIPOT mhal kna ayaw pang sgutin. pero ang TANGA nktapak n ng tae inamoy pa!

42. a black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. the baby asked, "does this mean I'm an angel?" fairy laughs, "of course not! negrang to. ambsyosa! paniki ka!"

43. ANAK: tay, di ako mk2log, dming lamok! TATAY: ptayin ntin un ilaw pra d nla tau mkita. [pgptay sa ilaw, pmsok ang mga alitaptap] ANAK: hala! tay ngdala cla ng flashlyt!


Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog 
Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog