Funny Yearbook Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Funny Yearbook Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog

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“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”
“It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.”
I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego.”
“A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, a phrase which here means "standing around doing tedious tasks under the instruction of a bossy adult." In time, however, people realized that the children could be allowed to sit, and the first school was invented.”
“The principle goal of education in the schools should be creating men and women who are capable of doing new things, not simply repeating what other generations have done; men and women who are creative, inventive and discoverers, who can be critical and verify, and not accept, everything they are offered.”
“They spent the first three years of school getting you to pretend stuff and then the rest of it marking you down if you did the same thing.”
“Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.”
“I expect that you must receive top marks at school, young lady."
Madeleine smiled as she stirred her tea. "There are always rewards for those who state the obvious frequently and with conviction.”
“As you can see, there are quite a number of things taught in school that one has to unlearn or at least correct.”
Dear teacher, please don’t keep staring at me or stand besides me during the exam. I couldn’t cheat at all.
I’m not lazy, I’m just not in the mood to study.
I wish that my memory keeps my lessons & studying like it keeps lyrics & movie scripts. (via Tumblr)
Alarm clock is a device that will wake you up just to ask you to sleep again.
Teachers may come late to class but we may not. It’s so UNFAIR!
Dear teachers, can you please stop comparing our class with the others? We do hate it!
Cheating is not a hobby, it’s a habbit. It is not an attitude, it’s a nature. It is not an objection, it’s coopeartion.
When you step into your class with a new look, i bet everybody will staring at you ..
We don’t care about having either homework that should be submitted or exam on the next day. We always have time for Twitter.
2 things that we might do while we’re doing homework at night: 1). Complaining while doing it or 2). Doing it and keep complaining.
I think screaming is the primary form of communication for school-girls. They scream when they are happy, scared, excited and mad..
I’m starving! No, not that food-starving, but holiday-starving. I bet you feel as the same as I do.
The noisy class that is caused by the students when the teacher isn’t in the class.
That mini heart attack that you get when you can’t feel your cellphone in your pocket at school.
If school means listening to music, free internet, game centre, karaoke, i’d never absent from school ..
Less paper means Saving the trees .. Less homework means Saving us !!!
Sometimes, clever isn’t important as long as we understand what’s goin’ on
I love school, but just not the learning part that is taught by strict teachers.
Dear teacher, every students have different level of understanding. So, don’t get angry if I couldn’t understand what you’ve explained.
That awkward moment when your teacher tells you to submit your homework and you don’t even know there’s any homework.
“Miss, how to solve this Math problem?” “Do by yourself. Don’t ask me.” Seriously? How can I do if you don’t explain to me? -_-
I hate those teachers who explain something to us with complicating ways.
When I get my report book, the only thing in my mind is tell my parents or not.
People always advise me not to force myself to read books that I hate. So I said, I never force myself to read school books.
Teachers, every problem happens with a reason, so does the reason of why we cheat during the exam.
It’s hard to wake up in the morning during the school days.
Before the class started, nerds grab a book and read it .. But we grab a cellphone and text with it .. :p
The awkward moment when you are the only who didn’t do homework.
school is just about 6 things: Evil teachers, detentions, homeworks, recess, exercise, and not to be missed, Examination ..
Just make some lame excuses if you forgot to do your homework .. teacher will stop asking and let you go to your seat .. or detention ?
Dear principle, I find it is not cool. You give us only a few minutes break time but such a long time for studying.
We worship you Holidays. Love, Me and 99% of the world ..
People need to be more educated by making tYp3 LyK tHi5 trending topic for 3 days straight ..
I would rather die than have to repeated high school over and over again ..
I’m pretty sure that our teachers was used to be nerds when they’re on our age .. Wearing super thick glasses and their hair is always neat.
Sometimes I’m laying on my bed and daydream about doing something evil to my teacher ..
In India, 18 years old teenage could married with a boy or girl they choose, but here, 18 years old teenager must married with their books .
When you start to study for several minutes and your eyes get all watery because of yawning.
‘Back to school’ is a saying that shouldn’t be said not only before the season begins but every sunday.
Though I had enough sleep, I would feel sleepy right after I read my textbooks
When I’m bored during the class, I pick up a random book to cover my cellphone from my teacher.
I’m afraid and too lazy to ask teacher when I don’t understand something. I’d prefer ask to my friend.
Sometimes, I wish to get the highest score by not studying.
Dear brain, I wish you could be smarter.
I always go on Twitter, everytime and everywhere.
Yeah I love when my exam is multiple choice.
I love when i woke up at night, looked at the clock and realized that I still have much time to sleep longer.
Having battery low is a nightmare for us when we are still at school.
Don’t you just love it when you think you’ve a lot of HW and you find it out you’ve done all of them?
News flash. Google and wikipedia have been nominated as the best teachers of the year.
I always write the wrong year when I go back to school after a new year holiday
I love how the badass students make a joke about the teachers.
Algebra : number + alphabets. Chemistry : the study of meaningless numbers and letters through complex equations. No difference, huh?
Math is the worst. How come you + me = 69?
I love homework. It fascinates me. I can sit for hours & just stare at it.
Common lies at the class: “Yeah, I understand” and “I don’t have any question to be asked”
Saying about to study but still get online for another 2 hours.I gave 11 roses to all of my teachers. The last one was fake, then I said, “I’ll do my homework if the last one died.”
Hello bed, I miss you so much after having a tiring day. Take me back? My alarm keeps ringing but I still sleeping. Maybe I need Spongebob’s alarm to wake me up every morning…
When students said,”I don’t know” , sometimes it means,”I know the answer but I’m just too tired to think.”

Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr About Girls Wallpapers For Kids Tagalog